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Halloween Demotivational Poster


DECEPTION - I am so totally doing this on Halloween


TAGS: apple onion halloween caramel
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - October 24, 2012, 4:31 pm

run19 is done
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 8:19 am
Uh, my great grandchild killed a spambot with his nerf hammer and I gladly paid $500 for watching….WHERE’S THE GD MODS? This thing is working on it’s 2nd day.
run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:20 am
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72/hr on the computer. She has been laid off for nine months but last month her income was $15013 just working on the computer for a few hours. Here's the site to read more Run19.com
Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:26 pm
I'm not sure who I could get away with doing this to, but I'd love to try. Maybe my brothers. Brotherly love.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:23 am
So as not to get caught, set up your stuff in an abandoned house so they'll never find out where you really live ;)
falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:31 pm
Even worst than razor blades in the apples!
rerun - September 1, 2012, 9:59 pm

If I didn't have about 500 kids come by I would do this.
Cyberhagen - September 1, 2012, 6:57 pm
OMG Now that's just evil!


NICE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - What are you supposed to be, a volkswagen?




HALLOWEEN ALIENS - That should be good for about 12 sequels.




HALLOWEEN - STOP STICKING CANDLES IN ME!!!!!! STOP THE GENOCIDE!!!!!!




THAT'S NO MOON -




HALLOWEEN - Another reason not to work on the house




MADF -




HEY CUBBYBEAR - I found your next Halloween costume.




YUK - YUK - YUK - Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar? A: For the BOOS!


TAGS: halloween ghost bar boo
Rating: 3.67/5

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falloutghoul - October 14, 2012, 9:02 am
This would also do well in Where The Pun Is.


INCONVENIENCE - Jane was a bit little pissed when she found out the address of the nearest center to treat her chronic narcolepsy.


TAGS: halloween freddy krueger elm street
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
We aim to please......But when we can't, we aim for the eyes......(she likes it that way)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:50 pm
LOL It was a fun night. Thanks, man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:49 pm
In all honesty, That was a good night. You have been a GREAT addition to this site......or as Mrs Mooooo calls it (Quit that already and help with the laundry!)
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
Uh... yeah. Imagine what I was thinking! I had posted a couple of posters earlier in the month before I even knew you could comment on them, but this was my first real night here. I was like "who the f*ck is this guy?"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 24, 2009, 6:45 pm
I think I might have been drinking that night.....*snickers
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 6:38 pm
Moo+, open up all the comments on this poster and read the 22nd, 23rd and 24th comments from the bottom. It's from the night of my "initiation" so to speak.
R.S.Jake - December 14, 2009, 4:43 pm
I just read them all...my head hurts! :)
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 3:15 am
Well... 99.9% of the 146 comments on this one were from this one was from the first day I was registered and the first day I posted this poster. And I got an earful from 4 or 5 regulars about how things go around here. That was a weird night.
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Very Nice.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Take it easy, Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:54 am
Well, I'm going to call it a night. 'Night all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Having several stomachs does come in hand......Hey!....I'm not a f***ing Cow!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Isn't that a normal thing with cows? That whole cud thingy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:08 am
Snickering ...no....But I did throw up in my mouth a little.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:05 am
Spell checker gave me "freelance" too! Now you're just screwing with my head! I swear to God; i think I can hear Moo+ snickering from here. No innuendo!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
By the way, that's another reason I like this poster. It makes my corner look good.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
I'm sure you do indeed enjoy free-lance Bart. I'm sure you do.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I work freelance. No one gets a percentage of my ****.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
You'll go with whoever pays....don't forget Aggy's cut!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:59 am
I'll go with the prior...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:58 am
that's just White Guilt Bart......That, Or you're a pillowbiter.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:57 am
That's true. Well played, Random. Well played...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:56 am
If he had said it, would you?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:55 am
You'll never let me live that Kanye thing down, will ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:52 am
A true Jewish cowboy.....nothing g** aboot that...nope....nothing.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:50 am
No, I meant I had to make a conscious effort t not to make a racist joke. Also, it's hard for me to hold a guitar without playing Country.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I wouldn't do it to you, Bart, if that makes you feel better. And Moo, no bull****, I think you just changed my mind from getting a Sprite. But seriously, I'm gone. Now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:45 am
d***!!! You the **** Veggie.....I like your sense of humor. Will there be gra** soda?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:44 am
Must resist racist joke...Sorry, I'm southern. It's in the water.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
and watermelon and fried chicken... haha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
What's a sprite? is there Gin in that?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:42 am
*He's a very
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Or Uncle Jim. He's very affectionate Uncle.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Okay, cool Moo. I'm not crashing yet though. I just need some Sprite in my life. I'll be back.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:41 am
Blood is important. We also need bones to make our bread and flavor the soup.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:40 am
Yes, he watches us when we sleep... like the Yoda ghost in Star Wars.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
But welcome Veggie (imma call u veggie) We always need fresh blood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:39 am
We usually say goodnight when we crash.....It's like a cue for p***-Sean.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:38 am
store, not story
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I figured it out when you wouldn't pay for dinner. And the tattoo on your arm.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:37 am
I'm a**uming you guys come and go without an announcement, but, at least this once, I didn't want to be rude. Anyway I'll find you guys later on, but I'm about to run to the story. Sorry for interrupting the zoophilia. d*** that's gross...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:34 am
First you find out about the b********* and NOW you know I'm Jewish! Are you stalking me? Is this because of the cow prom? You looked horrible in that dress!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
Sean.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:33 am
b*********......who knew?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:32 am
f***!....The Jew is right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Yes, "impeccable" was intentional. That's right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:31 am
Comment jump. My spelling is impecable! "b*********" The spell checker says I'm right.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:30 am
Yeah, Random, quit it. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:29 am
Yeah, What's up with your spelling Bart.....Were you the one child "left behind"?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Random tangents. That's nothing if not Motifake fare.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
I was just trying to get you to ask me to prom Bart.....I cried all night, Thanks for bringing it up.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
The sheep don't complain. Moo+ is another story.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:28 am
Noted and agreed, Sean.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
BARTIMAEUS He put the "best" in "b*********."
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:27 am
Passing thought that you may find interesting. I'm eating a box of "Just Bunches" from Honey Bunches of Oats, and although I thought it would be the most amazing thing ever, they're not the same without the flakes. Bummer.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
I prefer racial inversity: we each agree to hate our own. With parents as annoying as mine, it comes naturally to me.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:26 am
What's that supposed to mean? On one thread, you twisted my words and made me a fan of b*********! (Yes, I do blame you, Moo+)
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Oooops. No I didn't. It's called MOVIN' OUT. Nevermind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah Eh? how aboot that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
@ Bart....on the Forum, You're just the number 1 abuser. straight up.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Racial diversity works for me.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:24 am
Oh what a coinkydink. I just finished a poster called MOVIN' ON. Wow, eh?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
I'm blasian. jk Rule 1
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:23 am
Way.....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
Blue or not we have an actual Black guy?.......we're movin on up!!!...............................................(Remember rule #1)...I'm just rude that qay....and not often sober.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:21 am
On the forum, I'm the #1 abuser of the edit b***on.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Ha! Moooooooooooooooo said "Noob." What a n000000000000000000000b!
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
Sean, Random, Moo, Bart... I'm up to speed. You had me going for a sec though, Sean.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:20 am
I can spell! It's the typing skillz I lack.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
It's a cool pic. It says you do not suffer from chromatic, or any other form of pomposity. I like it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:19 am
Just don't accept his offer to sleep over at his house and drink his "Jesus Juice"........Also, LOL @ Random, Hooked on Phonics Bart.....Look it up.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Speaking of "Hella" has anyone read Hella Nation? Cool book.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:18 am
Yeah actually... see, I'm not all that good at finding/making original animated gifs, and this pic with the blue tint is the only one of myself that I've ever been willing to use as an icon.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
Sounds about rightfor when you start talking to Moooooooooooooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:16 am
New folks often flood the site with trite bull****. Sean is actually complimenting you for not being just another Noob with internet access....and to be honest, A compliment from Sean is like a golden ticket on this site.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
Hella confused, but I'll figure it out.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
rarer* is what I meant. Like the steak.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:15 am
so it's win-win!
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo's right unfortunately. Whenever I move into a new neighbourhood, I have to register with the local police detachment and introduce myself to all my neighbours as a Motifake Regular. Few seem to want to talk to me after that ...
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:14 am
Also as rare as someone named Bart who could learn how to type without spelling errors.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
That's even rare than a cow that can type.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:13 am
Everything is a joke!!!...are you really a blue black guy? That would be a really cool minority.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:12 am
Ok, that's helpful, but don't stop there.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Always a**ume that what doesn't make immediate sense is sarcasm. In this case it is also a compliment. Those who have has to suffer the new guy deluge will understand what I'm saying. Little (more) help Moooooooooo-ster?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're basically saying you're not like jalford or CJA.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
Sean has his own special type of "sense or humor" that's why he's on all those Registry's and watch lists.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:11 am
They're just too dense to see I was being sarcastic in pretending not to understand his sarcasm...That's it.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:10 am
Sarcastic about what?
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
What the f*** is a counterfeit noob? Is this another joke, or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 1:09 am
sean is being sarcastic (Rule #6, Sean is always sarcastic) Bart is just too dense to see it....JK Woody...I mean Bart....you're not dense
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:07 am
I've got 11 posters, Sean. What are you talking about?
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:06 am
Low blow, man. Low blow.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
title, and a text that represents the very first thing that came to mind? Where, I ask you?
Sean - November 1, 2009, 1:04 am
I fear, gents, that our Produceman117 is but a counterfeit n00b. I mean, where are the 35 posters that he has unceremoniously peppered the site with (today alone)? You know what I mean. Mildly funny, already used pic after pic. Adorned by a lame ...
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 1:03 am
You should the one with the Monkey Lady. What's that one called?
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Pretty much.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 1:00 am
Okay so let me know how this works: Do you guys just meet up at someone's random poster and chat or what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Neither...He was born that way and intends to stay that way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
And he wears a cowboy hat.
Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 12:59 am
Wow, sweet. Post-op or pre-op?


WOULDN'T IT BE COOL - to have this cat?


TAGS: cat kitty skeleton halloween
Rating: 3.24/5

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katie - September 12, 2009, 12:53 pm
Poor cat.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 6:07 pm
thats sweet, now i gota go catch the neighbours cat and spray paint it


I AM THE SHADOW -


TAGS: this is halloween this is halloween
Rating: 4.64/5

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slurzup - August 26, 2011, 3:19 pm
thats a friggin awsome pic!!!


My Face When The Halloween Displays Come Out! -


TAGS: halloween toddler
Rating: 4.29/5

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xnavygunner - February 16, 2016, 8:03 pm
And that'd be the house I'd love to see!!!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:37 pm
...Especially the elaborate Halloween-themed murder-suicide crime-scene displays put-up on some peoples lawns!... Oh-wait, that's just on mine... Just a display, yeah.
mizzdizz - September 16, 2015, 8:59 am
Black, lots of black! and purple! Spiders, webs, fake blood! Not only time to freshen up my décor, but stock up for pranks! I luuuuuv Halloween! 5 goth lions!


TROLLOLOL - What? You mad bro


TAGS: happy halloween trolling your night
Rating: 3.33/5

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motifayk - November 20, 2011, 7:57 am
No bro.... not atroll


Al Capone Day -




THE ECONOMY - “Billionaire Bruce Wayne announced record losses and severe budget cuts…”




Halloween is Coming -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:55 pm
Yes indeed! I 5Live for Hallowe'en.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! - From ghoulies & ghosties - And long-legged beasties ... And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord! ... Deliver us!(Old Scottish saying)




HALLOWEEN - When there are no more Players Online




ALTERNATE ENDINGS - They are always epic fails


TAGS: blair witch blair horror halloween movies
Rating: 1.67/5

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Charles - November 12, 2008, 3:54 am
Starring Elizabeth Montcumery, Agnes Moorehead, ***k York and ***k Sargent. (Funnily enough, the last 3 are their real names!)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:39 am
Not to be confused with the p***o knock-off The Bare Witch Project.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 12, 2008, 1:37 am
That would be the Bear Witch Project then.
The Witch - November 12, 2008, 12:27 am
God that movie sucked. I couldn't stop laughing after they threw away the f***ing map. Should have been eaten by bears.


NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL -


TAGS: halloween rerun black swan
Rating: 4.62/5

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rerun - November 1, 2011, 3:07 am

Ahhhh, I remember those days. Good times.®
mariand - October 31, 2011, 5:17 pm
LOL... no way


HALLOWEEN... AGAIN! - That means listening to Matt screaming "Oooooh Yeah!" over and over... Just gimme the Koolaid already...




ZOMBIE PUMPKINS - xx more days to Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. xx more days to Halloween, Silver Shamrock.




DEATH - If you're stupid enough to go inside there, you deserve to die


TAGS: blair witch haunted death die halloween house woods lost when you see it
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Electric Chair Guy

Squeezie - December 9, 2008, 4:34 pm
top right window........
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 10:56 am
One of my fave episodes!! Oh, the crazy schemes Slappy devised to get that ice cream back, only to find that it had melted!!
LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 9:05 am
MWLF, remember that episode where Slappy had his ice cream taken away by Officer McGillicuddy? That was classic BWP!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 6, 2008, 2:27 am
Sure there was. The characters were June, Brent, Slappy, Porkpie Mcb***ercorn, Blair, Johnny Stickbundle, Little Nell, the Scarecrow, Chad Darlington of Montgomery Hills, and Sergei. My favorite scene was the pie eating contest!
me - November 5, 2008, 11:07 pm
um, there is no one named "brent" in BWP
Charles - November 5, 2008, 7:11 pm
Ok, I see it. Had to zoom in to see Brent from PvP lol. I thought BWP was pretty good, certainly diff from movies I'd seen before. One off, though.
Sean - November 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
Next time you do, tell him Sean says "Hi". Bye.
Porcelina - November 4, 2008, 6:00 pm
Ohh.. I haven't seen Monty Python in a longggg time
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:58 pm
Yeah Porcelina, it's bit of a riff on the opening credits of The Holy Grail: "A moose once bit my sister."
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:56 pm
... upper window, above the door.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 5:53 pm
*sn***xx* Huh? What? I was snoring at the big revelation. A face. That's all? I thought for sure there'd be a woman peeing on an electric chair with her tongue stuck out, committing vote fraud.
porcelina - November 4, 2008, 5:51 pm
it only killed her once, sean?
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:43 pm
and two kinda longish eyes peeking out of the top window ... and then there's the 706 ninjas, a**uming I counted correctly ....
Sean - November 4, 2008, 5:39 pm
top window on the right? face.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 5:21 pm
Hasn't anyone seen it yet?? When you see it...
Sean - November 4, 2008, 4:32 pm
My God, Da5id's right ... and a draft once killed my sister.
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:54 pm
Clearly this house has no windows installed... you might catch a cold.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2008, 2:36 am
Ahhhh, the horror!! Seriously, the witches around here spend more time primping their hats. We have a Blair Witch, but she's the Blair from Facts Of Life Witch.
Electric Chair Guy - November 4, 2008, 12:53 am
MWLF, don't be surprised if you find 3 piles of rocks outside your house tomorrow...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 5:26 pm
Electric Chair Guy, stand in the corner!!!!!
Sean - November 3, 2008, 5:10 pm
A 3.6 rating after 48 votes, for a poster that no one has said anything nice about ... nothing fishy here.
Sancho Panza - November 3, 2008, 3:42 pm
This poster blows chunks. Who cares about a house?
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 3:19 pm
Et tu MWLF?
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 3:05 pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen you be mean to someone... that made me giggle xD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 3:03 pm
And you'll make a poster of someone ****ting said bricks and you'll vote for it ten thousand times, while the rest of us ignore you.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:14 pm
By the way you guys, --when you see it you will **** bricks.......
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 2:13 pm
Christ look at all these comments.. what have i started...
Overlord Douchebag - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
Which would be you and..Well, just you.
Daniel Myrick - November 3, 2008, 1:25 pm
No, it sucked. I directed it. No one should like it
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 1:21 pm
Ok I think we have heard enough from the haters, I get it, you hate it, now stfu already. lets hear from the people that liked the movie now
Kung-Fu Devil - November 3, 2008, 12:46 pm
That film sucked. It was boring, uneventful and not even slightly scary. I've seen scarier stuff on Spongebob.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:34 pm
Remember: The most frightening things are those we cannot see.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 12:29 pm
This was never a "horror" movie. Horror movies are all about violence and messy gore. This movie is about suspense, creepiness, and just enough mystery that you must fill in the gaps with you're imagination. Creative people like this movie.
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:16 am
LD FTW
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 10:13 am
Hey you stupid kids! Get off my lawn!
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 10:09 am
No, I don't like it because I go to see a horror movie to get frightened... or even startled
dgbt - November 3, 2008, 9:36 am
i liked blair witch project. no other movie has even come close to the realism this movie has. people dont like it because u couldnt see the scary monster slaughter people.
Electric Chair Guy - November 3, 2008, 5:26 am
Ive watched this movie like 20 times. It has an atmosphere and a style that just clicks with me
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:31 am
-sticks like in the film after the first guy disappeared, and shoved a tissue inside it, that was reddened with a red sharpie. He shouted when he saw it.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 12:29 am
I kind of liked it. Like I said, it got me at the end. It's just not the kind of movie where you can watch it over and over. Once you see it, the secret is undone. True story: saw it with some co-workers, and the next day, we put together a bundle of
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:48 pm
I just looked at a youtube video of exmortis, you're right it has a ph**o of this house at the beginning, but the interiors are somewhere else
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 7:36 pm
I'm talking about a movie, not a video game
Drenix - November 2, 2008, 6:34 pm
Well, at least the 1st game kinda scared a little, too bad the aiming sucks... EC Guy, have you played Exmortis? -nothing to do with BWP but it has the house at the beggining-
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 4:04 pm
man, so many haters. Is there not one person here who likes blair witch project?
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 12:46 pm
It's a movie that manages to turn up the suck every time you watch it.
Porcelina - November 2, 2008, 11:47 am
It's hard to grasp that concept when you don't want to watch it once, even.
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 11:17 am
Its a movie you appreciate more the more you watch it
Overlord Douchebag - November 2, 2008, 11:12 am
No, that 'wtf' at the end left me with a sense of 'I want my godd*** money back, this movie SUCKED.'
Electric Chair Guy - November 2, 2008, 8:41 am
Leaving you at the end with the "wtf" leaves you with a sense of mystery, and that ignites the imagination.
The one's whos sucking the EC Guy's ass 'cos says otherwise - November 2, 2008, 8:19 am
That movie's no a clasic and it sucks. Had its moments but, being honest in the end I just wondered wtf?.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 11:37 pm
Blair witch 2 sucked balls, ill give you that
Charles - November 1, 2008, 8:12 pm
Blair Witch Project 2.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 3:14 pm
To you, yes, To me it is a classic that can never be done again
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:00 pm
The move still sucked ****.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:30 pm
I should be a diplomat, I put arguments to rest.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:24 pm
Yeah, I see your point. Still not my cup of tea, though.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
When you watch a movie that only has a little bit of action, that action feels way more intense
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:10 pm
Thats what made the movie so appealing to me, the feeling that it was real. The more action you have, the less potent the action is. When you watch an action movie, its no big deal seeing action
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:06 pm
It would be better if they didn't argue so much and there was more action
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:03 pm
I like it because I like it, it has nothing to do with it going in a different direction. The movie just clicks with me, and I feel sorry for you that it didn't do the same
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:41 am
If you like it just because it went in a different direction, I feel sorry for you. Just because it went outside the box doesn't mean it's good. Emo, being a prime example. Now, Cloverfield did good... this failed
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 10:00 am
by the way, when you see it, you'll **** bricks...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:24 am
I saw it at a preview screening just before it got official release, and most of the movie didn't wow me, but the last sh** of that guy standing in the corner creeped me out bigtime. Of course, I'm not a horror movie fanatic, so I have a big wimp factor.
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 8:17 am
If you can not appreciate the rawness and realism of that movie, I feel sorry for you
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:54 am
OMG LYKE LETZZ GO WALK IN A FOREST AND b**** @ EACOTHERRRR!!! YAH!! GOOD IDEAR!
Electric Chair Guy - November 1, 2008, 1:43 am
That movie was awesome and classic, anyone who says otherwise can suck my a**
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:53 pm
That movie sucked so much balls. I wound up cooking dinner and dessert so I would have an excuse not to watch that stupid movie with my boyfriend
Electric Chair Guy - October 31, 2008, 10:37 pm
Trivia note for you movie fans: Thats the house from the ending of the blair witch project


satisfaction -




blatant hypocrisy -




SCORPIOS & CANDY CORN - Suddenly remembered in late October, but forgotten by early December


TAGS: halloween candy corn scorpio zodiac signs
Rating: 3.22/5

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TheWolf - June 11, 2010, 10:12 pm
*sob* I can't beleive you understand me!
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 7:51 am
Nice angle.


THIS IS IT ! -


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny t***
Rating: 3.15/5

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Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your f***ing business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L


one day a year -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 30, 2014, 9:25 am
Simply 5L awesome...!!


Trick or Treat -




Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm
Haha, that's great! 5L


GIVE AND RECEIVE -




A GREYBEARD'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: halloween challenge greybeards should stay home and get plastered iceman
Rating: 4.6/5

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culos - November 1, 2010, 6:22 am
Agree with Rerun, just wondering where I was during Halloween. Memory is blank for some reason but head hurts big time....
rerun - November 1, 2010, 6:19 am

amsome Ice
Cubbybear - October 31, 2010, 9:19 pm
I relate...Happy Halloween Ice. 5/5


HAPPY HALLOWEEN - Signed, The Universe




HOW DARE THEY? -




SUNGLASSES - Not Needed To Look Cool Here




I WISH -


TAGS: furry halloween costume
Rating: 2.21/5
NeoChimps - April 20, 2009, 2:23 pm
Infurrior Beeings - shave them /b/old


childhood ruined peter pan -


TAGS: pan halloween
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 1, 2016, 7:18 am

i never knew that./ even in the disney version i found the tinkerbell to be a murderous psycopath. and don't even get me started about dorothy and oz.
CloudchaserS - November 1, 2016, 4:37 am
And Tinkerbell tricks one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the chest
CloudchaserS - November 1, 2016, 4:37 am
In the original story, Peter Pan killed the Lost Boys when they got to be too old


JUST LIKE A GHOST -




CONSISTENCY -


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody d*** proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.


OM NOM NOM - nom nom nom


TAGS: dog zombie halloween
Rating: 2.89/5

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agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 8:52 am
That hound is working the part... the halloween AND shakespeare motifake rolled up in one!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 8:50 am

That is my personal hound of hell :)
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 8:13 am
Love it!


WHY? - Is silly string prohibited on Halloween? What did it do to you? And why is there a $1000 fine?




CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: carebear halloween
Rating: 2/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 2:06 pm
Mommy? The furries are Care-Bear-Staring at me, and thrusting forward their hips.
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 8:59 pm
Dog's Sometimes they ph**o bomb.


Cabbage patch kids -


TAGS: vintage halloween costume
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:42 pm
It's obviou5 this is an early ph**o of a very prudish Eve in the Garden of Eden.
MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 12:58 pm
No, she's walking over to the community club to help make the cabbage rolls for the 5L fund raiser...I hope.


Candy Corn -


TAGS: trick or treat halloween candy
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - October 17, 2013, 12:57 am

One thing you can do with candy corn... dissolve it into the liquor of your choice (I like it in vodka), tastes good and nice color too.
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:01 pm

My favorite candy~~


Hallowe'en Night -




Holy Flying Feline! -




Conflict -




Consider this ... -


TAGS: halloween pumpkin fire mind quote
Rating: 4.9/5

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Oldsod - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
5'd, faved, and going into my Classroom Demotivational file.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 11:01 pm
Sweet. Gd'un.


Trick-or-Treat! -


TAGS: halloween trick treat unique quote
Rating: 4.88/5

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good image (great) and a nice thought.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:46 pm
Good image (great) and a nice thought.


The Great Pumpkin -




Halloween Decorations -




if you're an adult -


TAGS: halloween dress up children costumes lewis black
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 15, 2013, 3:47 pm
Ha! He put Moo+ put a smile at the end of that. See how so polite ;-)
curlyrocks - October 14, 2013, 3:15 pm
Lewis Black was my favorite comedian until I found Doug Stanhope who is ruder and cruder. We love jerks up here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2013, 1:39 pm
Not all Canadians are polite and friendly...ja****s. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 14, 2013, 1:31 pm
How do Canadians view Lewis Black? Canadians are polite and friendly, and Lewis Black is.... well, Lewis Black, lol.
MissPriss - October 14, 2013, 1:14 pm
Is it my fault if I'm an adult stuck inside a 5L child's brain? Take that Lewis.


HALLOWEEN AT HOME -


TAGS: lowrider spanish halloween wish family
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - November 1, 2013, 12:13 pm

Que bonita,Mono! Cinco leones!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 9:57 am
Monkey, you have to share this at motofake...please!


Trick or Treat -




THE LITTLE MONSTERS -


TAGS: scary stuff calendar rerun halloween
Rating: 4.55/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2012, 10:58 am
The return of Bat rerun….scawy…..vewy vewy scawy.


ZOMBIE VEGETABLES - They're out there...BEWARE!




Safety Tip -


TAGS: trick or treat candy halloween
Rating: 4.17/5

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Sho - October 25, 2013, 12:06 pm
I think that's actually brilliant
PapaFox - October 25, 2013, 10:56 am
I heard a report a few years back of the number of children confirmed to have been injured or poisoned by Halloween treats given by strangers since the 1950's ... Zero. Don't let the hype spoil a tasty holiday!


THE BIGGEST LOSER - Wonder which way the Halloween haul is going to tip the scales?




HALLOWEEN GREAT MEMORY'S ? - Like The Time I When Out WithA Paper Shopping BagAnd It Was Raining Or The Time The Big Kids Beat Me UpAnd Took My Bag Of Candy. Ya Great Times !


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 3.89/5

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maoworks2 - October 2, 2012, 12:58 pm
I'll Have My Human Over Easy And Bloody Please.


SANTA -




HALLOWEEN - Rocky's costume didn't fool anyone Not even Grandma




MCNUTS WITH SAUCE -


TAGS: halloween protien burger yumm
Rating: 2.88/5

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mariand - November 1, 2011, 3:40 am
jeez, is something dead inside...lol


QUARTERS -


TAGS: quarters chick h**tie halloween kissing booth wife
Rating: 2.67/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 2, 2010, 1:22 am
ICE makes a good point.
ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Hey myface dweeb. Try putting up a few posters of your own before you start doling out the criticism.
Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:15 am
well logic man....why do you even have that name if you can't use it lol
Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
What will a $1 get me? Besides a sammich.


VALENTINE'S DAY -




HALLOWEEN COSTUMES - Gotta love those crotchless Zorro costumes.




HALLOWEEN - Have a happy one Motifake


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 2.2/5

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aerofiend - October 31, 2009, 9:16 am
Tunnel bait go!


sho's hindsight -




Halloween -


TAGS: halloween candy wi fi van
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - October 27, 2014, 10:54 am
5MACK!! Outta the park!
Thedge - October 26, 2014, 1:40 pm
With pay per use booths for s*e*x*t*i*n*g. Sheesh !


religious holidays -


TAGS: halloween religion pumpkins carving holidays
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:52 pm
And the mind of a pumpkin carver is almost as huge as the stomach he is about to get from all that pumpkin pie...teehee
Pikeman - November 12, 2015, 3:33 pm
The mind of a god hater is a tiny thing.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:39 pm
Thanks Bandit glad you enjoy it. Seems you Jesus and me are all having the same problem with double posting tonight. We make a nice little trio...teehee.
Bandit5906 - October 30, 2015, 8:34 pm
Beautiful!
Bandit5906 - October 30, 2015, 8:33 pm
Beautiful!
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:41 pm
Thanks Jesus. Took a while to get this one done but dammit I'm a little proud of it...teehee.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:33 pm
Brilliant! L L L L L


COSTUMES -




Party Games -




EASTER -


TAGS: easter halloween
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 28, 2016, 2:11 am
Seeing as how Easter is now also known as Happy Zombie Jesus Day that may be harder than one thinks...teehee.


HALLOWEEN -




guess who's coming to dinner -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:17 am
you're a sick man a 5er


Halloween -


TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!


Come On Halloween!!! -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - September 4, 2016, 12:41 am
The only night the bored po-po don't follow me around because I'm dressed head to toe in black! I also get to prank! Already planning..... ^!


Pacman -


TAGS: when costumes go horribly wrong greeny starts all over jappy halloween
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:32 pm
Oops...pulled a Jesus (bahaha)
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:31 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 8:30 pm
great that you can laugh at yourself Greeny...thanks makes me feel a little safer.
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 8:14 pm
lol - it's my best Gary Busey...
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:47 pm
OMG just read the tags! Sorry that was supposed to be happy...honestly I've gotta start proofreading my shyt.
MissPriss - October 30, 2015, 6:45 pm
Sorry can't reveal Greeny's true identity but it appears he, um, she has only 1 day left to change it up. Thanks Jesus.
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:35 pm
Oops...
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5
JesusWept - October 30, 2015, 5:34 pm
HEY! Isn't that Greeny in a shark costume? LOL x 5


i'm hooooooooome -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 31, 2014, 10:18 am
Thank you. I needed to clean the screen.


mindless -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Thedge - October 30, 2014, 10:42 pm
Text. Very, very darkened, nearly out, worth the read to zoom in on it, though.


wether's original -




Don't You Hate It -


TAGS: pzy halloween kkk ghost custumes
Rating: 4.43/5

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pzykosiz - March 17, 2015, 6:27 pm
no one will remember this by halloween
GaryO - March 17, 2015, 8:35 am
Well, there goes a dozen KKK pics I've been saving for Halloween.....


the masters are cruel -


TAGS: halloween
Rating: 4/5

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steve1961 - October 30, 2014, 8:54 pm
It was...aliens...
spacedog - October 30, 2014, 8:46 pm
I think the cruelest thing is somebody made the text so flipping hard to read. 5 stigmatisms


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